I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Please don't give away my fajitas
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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