she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
So. Much. Porn.
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