did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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