weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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