On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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