She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
