You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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