so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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