Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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