I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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