please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
How external is "for external use only"?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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