And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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