So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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