So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Randomize
