Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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