ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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