Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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