How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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