BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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