so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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