I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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