There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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