Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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