Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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