How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize