awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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