We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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