Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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