I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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