"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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