So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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