i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
