I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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