I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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