how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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