butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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