Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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