Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Randomize
