FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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