so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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