I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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