it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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