Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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