...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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