He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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