I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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