Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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