guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
be right there i have to get my cape
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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