chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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