tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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