It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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