Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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