R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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