Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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