You just made me feel so damn special
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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