ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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