Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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