He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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