i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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