plz talk dirty to me
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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